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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2016 13:57:41 GMT -5
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Ok so this was initially sent to me by Riley`s Typist. Since then its basically become a standard inside joke between Myself Caim and Nathaniels Typist. Making regular side line jokes in the room as well as on skype.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2016 14:00:38 GMT -5
Its kinda messed up
Because certain people like to make fun of my English accent...`bastards`
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 18:11:43 GMT -5
Lego Silence of the Lambs, Musical
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